Let me set the scene for you. It's 11 pm on the last Sunday before I go back to school after Christmas break. My MP3s are going, and I'm munching on a small bowl of speghetti with lots of cheese from supper at, like, 5. This is after having to wrestle the phone out of my 12 year old, "I have it so tough so I'm rebelling by calling you curse words with the last sylablle cut off throwing a temper tantrum and staying on the phone past my curfew" little sister.

Yeah, you have it so tough. Now, I'm not saying I have it so tough, but come ON, people! For crying out loud, the little snot is 12! The biggest problem she has to face is whether or not she has her valve oil for her trumpet. Poor kid, I think we should throw her a pitty party.

Well, I can see where her problem comes from. 1. Her friends. 2. She listens to rap.

1. Her friends are belligerant little spores. I remember when I was their age, there was NO way in hell I'd mouth off to my friend's elder brothers and sisters. Sure, my parents every once in a while, but you have to do that. Those little turds are constantly yelling at me to get off of the phone and let her get on. What the hell is their problem? My guess is that their parents are never there,so they need some form of authority figure to yell at.

2. Rap...ew. A bunch of ghetto-boogie-holler-if-you-hear-me crap that makes utterly NO sense. Yeah, that's the type of music I want my little sister listening to. Not only does she listen to rap, but to R&B and that pop crap. If only she had some taste and listened to Sisters or Therion, or, hell, even Type O every once in a while. But nope...I'm constantly hearing badly done remixes of Hard Knock Life from Annie and whiney little Brittish whores asking what I really really want and to slam it to the left from across the hall. What I really really want are some earplugs and a sledgehammer so I can slam them to the left. A metalhead for a sister would be more tolerable than a little Ghetto Queen.


Since this, my relationship with my little sister has become better...she's still a Ghetto Queen, tho.